Here now, the latest Elton John lyrics — “I’m amazed by the misogynistic attitudes of some of the people in this country.” Has no beat and you can’t dance to it.

The washed-up pop star, in all his corpulence, parked his lard-butt in front of a piano to honor Hillary Clinton at Radio City Music Hall where $2.5M was hauled in. Sadly, the former entertainer let words, not just lyrics, fall out of his mouth.

Who can not feel just a little bad for a person who gave up the duck suit for black spandex and rhinestones? But enough about Hillary.