“It is of no moment that defendant could not effectively post his sky.”

He couldn’t “post his sky?” What, no message balloons?

Welcome to the ‘exhalations’ of the [wait for it] Vermont Supreme Court. Oh, there’s more. Who could bogart this story?

“We protect defendant’s marijuana plots against such surveillance so that law-abiding citizens may relax in their backyards,”ruled the Court, “enjoying a sense of security that they are free from unreasonable surveillance.”

The Vermont Supreme Court ruled Friday that a man named Stephen Bryant of Goshen, Vermont, is a free man. At least as high [pun intended] as 500 feet above his property.

As the Times Argus reports, “Bryant was convicted in 2005 of cultivating marijuana after police saw plants growing on his property during a flyover. Police seized 49 plants. Bryant was sentenced to 1 to 2 years, suspended except for 45 days, with probation.”

The lesson learned in all this by Vermont law enforcement officials? Get higher than the suspect — and bring the good binoculars.